The Ashendon Anemometer

THE ASHENDON ANEMOMETER Nov 2018 ( 5 mins )

This Episode Contains an attempt at Break in Wind, Piles of Alliterations, Roof Top Fun, Ornithology and lots of things about which I'm Sorry, I haven't A Clue.

THE ASHENDON ANEMOMETER October 2018 (6mins)

This episode contains extracts from the 60ty's BBC Radio Series 'ROUND THE HORNE',  including Kenneth Williams- known to cause allergic reactions . (Look out for the in vader space.) This episode may also give you wind. 

THE ASHENDON ANEMOMETER Sept 2018 ( 8 mins)

This episode contains 3 storms, peripatetic fence pannels, insect mouse,  toilet rolls, a new iphone , strangely silent optical fibre and an international relocation request. Also the admission of a minute mistake (-to a certain degree). And all of this in just under 8 degrees! Oops, sorry, I really meant minutes. 

THE ASHENDON ANEMOMETER August 2018 (5mins)

This Episode Contains: Transgendermoggification, Something Also Unpronouncable from Mexico and Evian Enriched Cows . (5mins 28sec)

THE ASHENDON ANEMOMETER July 2018 ( 6mins )

This episode contains a lot of dust,  a plastic seagul,  a pair of vampires,  a touch of garlic, and naturally includes the inevitable ham toastie & shandy...all in 5 mins 30 sec.

THE ASHENDON ANEMOMETER June 2018 (7 mins)

This episode contains the lowest of low pressure, much hot air, some of Switzerland, large expanses of sea, Modern & Deco Art and two types of cat. All in just about 7 mins.

THE ASHENDON ANEMOMETER * Icelandic Special * 28-May-18 ( 9 mins)

This Icelandic episode is Rebus free but contains :- Plate Tectonics, Spending A Penny (not!) , Two Words In Icelandic, Rain, Hail, Sun & Very High Winds.  OPEN WITH CAUTION ( 9 minutes )

THE ASHENDON ANEMOMETER May 2018 (5 mins)

This Episode Contains a Rare Appearance  of THE REBUS. Also Something Of a Q. And a promise of things to come... All in 4 mins 40 sec 

THE ASHENDON ANEMOMETER April 2018 (6 mins)

This month's episode contains noxious oxides, weak winds, wet weather, weak wit ( no change there either), an amount of aliteration ( change absolutely absent there ;-) and an uncalibrated, elongated cat.

THE ASHENDON ANEMOMETER March 2018 ( 6 mins )

This Episode Contains: Clawing Wind, Japanese Poetry, An Escapee, An Immobile Cat and A Warm Pub. All in less than 6 mins!